September 26, 2006

Mixed blessing

Filed under: Rave, Yak — Big Poppa (aka Dez Williams) @ 7:28 am

I can’t say that there are many products out there that help parents raising mixed-race children; but I can attest to one.

My wife’s hair is wavy, my hair – when not totally shaved – is nappy, and as a result, our son has what folks with nappy hair call ‘good’ hair.

But don’t ask him about that, because he’ll tell you that there is absolutely nothing ‘good’ about waking up every morning with hair looking like Sideshow Bob, and then having a daddy with little hair experience rake a comb through it before you head off to pre-school.

He’ll probably also thank the high heavens that mommy discovered that no more tangles spray from the Johnsons Buddies line, because it turns a lung-busting, ear-splitting scream fest into a barely noticeable grooming session.

Then he’ll run to the mirror and say, “Look nice.”

September 12, 2006

Daddy [not Diddy] loves reggae

Filed under: Rave — Big Poppa (aka Dez Williams) @ 7:48 am

If you need proof that dancehall reggae music isn’t all gunshots, coke scales and chauvinism, have a listen to Yami Bolo crooning over the Real Rock Riddim covering Stevie Wonder’s Isn’t She Lovely.

Bolo alters the song’s up-beat delivery and lays testament to one of life’s greatest experiences … new fatherhood.

Regardless of the fact that at the time this was recorded it was a remake of an American classic, it is so steeped in roots, rock, reggae that listening may still cause a contact high.

Okay, so I will admit that it is a bit repetitive (as most dancehall reggae is) but still … (listen here)

August 30, 2006

Booty call

Filed under: Rave — Big Poppa (aka Dez Williams) @ 7:08 am

The lefties always get it right, whether it’s politics or choice of coasts. Another thing they get right is the perfect balance between hippy and hip – excepting the dreaded Birkenstocks of course.

Take Bootyland for example. The store is a triple whammy – it’s left-leaning politically, is located on the left coast and provides “sustainable urban fashion” for hippy-chic kids.

The grandparents, my son’s, recently returned from a Seattle trip with a wonderful Eight3One t-shirt emblazoned with a “skay-bore”. The t-shirt led me to the Bootyland website which has a wealth of info, but a poorly designed products section (click the Eight3One link for a more traditional browsing experience).

“Hip Clothes for Kids & Alternative Parenting Supplies,” says the website. “Our specialties are: Locally made goods, hemp and organic fabrics, vintage and deadstock clothing, wooden toys, cloth diapering supplies and alternative parenting needs.”

Bootyland is also home to the famous Bootyland Booties. “Bootyland has just acquired Eva Evan Booties!!! The name changes but our favorite booties stay the same. Bootyland booties are born!!!” announces the website.

Fittingly the store serves as home base to the Radical Mamas and Papas “community-centric support for conscious parenting”, and to that I tip my replicated red star beret.

August 21, 2006

Sunshine in the city

Filed under: Rave, Review — Big Poppa (aka Dez Williams) @ 1:24 pm

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE [review]

Olive [crying]: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You’re just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I’m madly in love with you and it’s not because of your brains or your personality.

Somewhere toward the middle of the Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris directed film Little Miss Sunshine, the extremely dysfunctional Hoover family learns from a mechanic in a middle-of-nowhere town that the VW bus they are using to get from New Mexico to California has a busted clutch.

“I’ll tell you something,” says the mechanic in his thick implacable accent, consoling the family obviously at wit’s end, “with these old buses you don’t need a clutch to shift from third gear to fourth. Just make sure you start off on a hill in third gear, give a push to get it rolling at good speed, then hop in.”

The busted clutch serves as a metaphor for the Hoovers’ lives, and the bus on the hill with them all in at, as the predetermined trajectory the film will follow.

Little Miss Sunshine opens at the top of the hill in third gear with Uncle Frank being picked up from the hospital by his concerned sister Sheryl Hoover. Because he is recovering from attempted suicide he volunteers to loving imprisonment by his sister and her family: Her husband, Richard Hoover, a failing motivational speaker; her teen son, Dwayne, an angst-ridden teen that doesn’t speak because of a personal vow he made; her foul mouthed father-in-law, Grandpa Hoover, who was kicked out of his nursing home for snorting heroine; and Olive, her pudgy seven-year-old daughter who has aspirations of being a child beauty pageant winner.

Olive Hoover, the film’s central character, is a child trapped in a dysfunctional adult world. She mimes the videotaped actions of Miss America pageant winners - the palms on the cheeks in mock surprise, the air kissing, the lash batting. She bares witness to Uncle Frank’s suicide confession over a dinner of “goddamn fucking chicken” and salad. Her dad scolds her for ordering waffles la mode because if she eats ice cream she’ll be fat. And is a noble subject to grandpa, who secretly has not given up his heroine habit, as he serves as her private coach for her beauty pageant dance routine.

The members of the Hoover family all hop into this cinematic vehicle as it rolls downhill and attempts to answer the question I imagine bewildered writer Michael Ardnt: “How bad can this really get?” This film surprises the audience with unexpected results as viewers find themselves laughing hysterically at despair, being angry at humor, and ridden with anxiety when the onscreen characters are in their most relaxed states.

When the film crashes, and it does so repeatedly, singular characters are flung from the Hoover bus and must initially face their pain alone. But as they lay mangled on the side of life’s highway the loving family members are always close at hand to offer comfort and tend to the emotional bruises.

Ensconced in this familial malady is the tiny Olive Hoover who throughout the bulk of the film is made to bare witness as members of her family smash into the various obstacles life throws at them. Her innocence, which serves as a fragile protective exterior within the larger erring vehicle, is repeatedly dented and scratched, and at times she is even called upon to nurse wounded relatives.

Though innocent, Olive is not saved from harm as Ardnt places her squarely in the driver’s seat of the film’s final fender bender. The movie is by this point careening out of control, yet Olive enters this climactic scene without wearing her seatbelt.

Olive: I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who taught me all of my moves.
Pageant Official Jenkins: Aw that’s sweet, honey. Where’s your grandpa?
Olive: In the trunk of our car.

This is the bottom of the hill, the point at which the gear shifting mechanism is no longer functional and the characters can do nothing to alter their momentum other than to throw themselves headlong into the obstacles that pop up like construction cones along the manic freeway of life.

Will the pudgy Olive Hoover be crowned Little Miss Sunshine as she competes against a gaggle of big-haired, lipstick-wearing, ultra-tanned adolescents? Will the secret performance Grandpa has coached her through win over judges and audience members alike?

The answer to these questions will not be revealed in this review, but rest assured that when it is all over, Olive comes out unscathed, saved by her family of airbags. She exits the whole fiasco feeling accomplished as the Hoovers pick up the pieces of their family auto, stick them together with gumption and roll it over the next dip.

The audience leaves the film with the understanding that what was the bottom of the hill in this cinematic snapshot was simply a bump in the road for the Hoovers.

Little Miss Sunshine is a must-see, hilarious masterpiece that teaches good old “goddamn fucking” family values.

+ also published on the PixelSurgeon website

August 9, 2006

O.G.

Filed under: Rave — Big Poppa (aka Dez Williams) @ 7:24 am

The little book that could, the Golden Picture Dictionary, is a masterpiece of wonderful illustration at a price none can beat ($2.99 on the Golden Books website).

“This longtime favorite and bestseller is getting a whole new look! Colorful artwork, bold graphics, and modern words–with lively sentences that define them–make this book a sure hit for children and educators alike. The Little Golden Book line has always had a picture dictionary, and we’re pleased to offer this updated version for a new generation.”

Also visit the website for ‘printables‘ and the ‘fun factory’.

August 7, 2006

Mama who?

Filed under: Rave — Big Poppa (aka Dez Williams) @ 10:49 am

Mamalu is 800 square feet of pure play space babies, toddlers and kids of all ages.” - Mamalu.

This cute cafe opened in our ‘hood this weekend. With funky furniture and an extensive list of adult fare, I’m sure they have the proprieters of Willy Bee’s bugging out.

Mamalu did not pass our ‘grandparents test’ as they, my son’s grandparents, felt it was lacking the proliforation of toys to be found at “the other Brooklyn baby cafe”.

The owner was quick to point out that the sparse toy collection was intentional, as it is meant to “allow kids to interact personally, socially instead of simply playing with toys.”

I must say that it sounds like a great idea to me since I have certainly had to break up many a public social interaction that devolved into fights because there was only one of that specific toy that two very discerning toddlers were intersted in at one time.

Be sure to bring moolah for Mamalu as the experience comes at a price - but gladly the opening month is FREE! And if your kid tires of being indoors, the newly refurbished Mc Carren Park is just across the street, dog run, astro turf, bocce lanes and all.

August 3, 2006

Sesame sweet

Filed under: Rave — Big Poppa (aka Dez Williams) @ 9:39 am

This morning I had the pleasure of watching Sesame Street with my son before school and catching the episode featuring tween hearthrobs N*Stync and Flem & M (or Phlegminem). These postings on the muppetcentral.com forum explain it better than I can:

The Count -
“Ha! Finally have some new characters from this week to ask about.
Here’s the list from Episode 4079.
1 The names of the members of Miles’s band, including descripts of what they looked like and the names of the human actors who portrayed these roles if possible.
2 The Man in Brown.
3 The pig who flew up into the air, was its name Hickory Dickory Dare or just Hickory Dickory?
4 N*Stync.
5 Flem & M.
6 Triangle Bob Trianglepants.
Please post your replies here and hope to hear from you guys soon.”

MuppetDude -
“And here’s some more descriptions, but I’m not as helpful with these today. I did get a good look at them, but I’m not good with the wardrobe descriptions:

N*Stync–Three grouches dressed in scuzzy, torn hip-hop outfits.

One was tangerine-colored and fuzzy, and had grey eyebrows, wore a blue bandana on his head (to which a fishbone is attached), and a gold earring. Not sure about his other clothes, but if you want to know tell me.

A second grouch wore a grey shirt and knit cap. and yellow sunglasses. He was light grey.

A third wore a tan outfit and hat, and his fur was both yellow and green, with brown eyebrows.

Flem & M (which may be spelled P-H-L-E-G-M-I-N-E-M so it resembles Eminem’s name)–he was a brown grouch with “perky” black eyebrows, and wore a torn red hooded jacket with white stripes, a torn yellow sleeveless shirt, and he held a microphone. Following him was a brown grouch with brown eyebrows wearing brown cap, jacket, and a headset. He carried a dual record player.

TriangleBob TrianglePants–Bob McGrath in one of the most ridiculous outfits I’ve ever seen in the history of the show. He wore yellow tights so his skin tone would resemble that of SpongeBob. On his head, he wore a flipped-over red baseball cap with a red triangle, so that his painted-on freckled face is seen through the triangle’s hole. He wore a white shirt with a triangular green necktie, white gloves, suspenders, black shorts decorated with triangles, white socks with blue stripes, and black shoes with red buckles.

Miles’s Band–hopefully someone can come up with names, but they were all African-American human males.”

The Count -
“From Episode 4079…
Was thinking about the character who accompanied PhlegmInEm, which term would better fit this guy: “roadie” or “disc jockey”?
Please reply ASAP to get these two booked and added. Only tomorrow’s episode remains, along with whatever descripts remain before V 11 gets posted!”

MuppetDude -
“As for the Phlegminem character, I’d call him his “disc jockey” for now.”

Episode 4079
Miles and his band have a hard time finding a quiet place to practice, so they head up to the roof. Tip: Ask, “How would you feel if you couldn’t find a place to practice your music? What would you do?” Letter and Number: W,5

Eyeballing it

Filed under: Rave — Big Poppa (aka Dez Williams) @ 7:50 am

It was quite by accident that the station-scanning function on my stereo settled on 91.1FM, New Jersey’s WFMU, as the late morning deejays were promising to play the day’s most requested song, Eyeball Skeleton. Curious, I gave the digital dial a rest as the hosts rambled on, sharing information on the songs that had recently been played – including hits from the Langley School of Music and a Scooby-Doo remake – and giving shout outs to various birthday party call-ins. It was, after all, the children’s Saturday program Greasy Kids’ Stuff.

Soon the speakers came alive, busting with a syncopated post-punk sound that was reminiscent of the late nineteen-eighties and had that DIY, living room studio finish that is de rigueur today. I expected the first few bars of the song’s introductory sequence to be followed by the achy falsetto of Sonic Youth’s Kim Gordon. Instead, brothers Charlie and JJ shared a call and response of song’s title mixed-in with lyrics the two youngsters had clearly penned themselves.

It is certainly true that Eyeball Skeleton’s lyrical delivery is a bit off-kilter. But what the boys lack in vocal prowess, they make up for in pint-sized punk-rock attitude. It also helps that the beat composed by dad, the patriarchal figure in the band, is a loose, bouncy, punk-pop ditty that seems heavily influenced by the musicianship of Nick Zinner and Brian Chase of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Further evidence of the correlation are the two interviews by Eyeball Skeleton posted on the Yeah’s website.

“It started when I was in kindergarten and Charlie was in first grade,” says JJ Brown via the band’s website. The band consists of JJ Brown – guitar, vocals; Charlie Brown – bass, vocals; and Bill ‘Dad’ Brown – guitar, beats. “We thought of the name cause Charlie thought of the name eyeball and I thought of skeleton,” JJ further explains.

The Skeletons hail from Maryland, Virginia. The group’s first single, Eyeball Skeleton, is available in minor release via a PayPal link on the band website. There you can also find original artwork and fan merchandise.

When asked if there was anything more to be expected from the Skeletons in the near future, Phil ‘Dad’ Brown’s one word response was a simple and obvious “yes”. For more information on the band, visit their website at eyeballskeleton.com.

+ also published at the Losing Today magazine website.

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